Wow, I have not been learning about wiping anus like that since typhoid to tell you the truth, amiga.

It is not obvious what is the best way yet.

Your anus takes forever to close, and the more you wipe, the most shit comes out. Very little shit because it is super constipated but you get the idea. Truly, there is a skill and ways , personal to each of us, to wipe our asses.