Garrick is the ONLY fag I never ever fucking felt. offended by in any what the fuck ever so ever way.

I just gave him 15$. it made sense to him as a tip and I told him it was for billy's cookie and that the liquor store was his own private restaurant. Basically where cookies for dogs cost 15$ tip each for each cookie. Garrick is superbly holy, a dude as smart as me in the near future in fact. he looks super great, could pass as a greek.

I truly hope to have you in my family of douche bags here and there Garrick. With you, I could kill a whole army of orange crushes.