I had all those macabre fearfulhorror stories about kids torturing him* but a nicer story if he does not return today, is that he was sent to the pound, readopted, and found his way back home to us and his brothers and sister anyway!

This cat has been a constant source of stress since forever. He is so very very foolish.

* I heard a kid picking him up and him meowing in distress. I banged the bowl and he came home, from suprise, the kid dropped him I assume.