I INTRODUCE YOU ALL TO SQUEAK, NOW CHARLOTTE AND LATER MAYBE SOMETHING ELSE...

SHE IS NOW AT A PHASE WHERE SHE IS DISCORVERING HOW TO TALK SENSIBLY ABOUT WHAT SHE HEARS AND SMELLS.

WE HAVE LONG DISCUSSIONS. I CALL HER STUPIDO SOMETIMES.

WHEN I BARK, SHE COMES TO STAND AT MY FEET.

ITS WORTHWHILE TO BARK WITH YOUR DOG WHEN YOU ARE WISE ENOUGH TO NOT JUST AGITATE THEM WITH THAT. MEANINGFULLY THOUGH. NOT JUST TO MAKE NOISE AND COVER THEIR OWN BARK. you can totally have a spontaneous conversation like that with your loving dogs. Dont try it with strangers dog: you may get attacked. Especially if you are evil or arrogant.