I have not opened the windows: I will soon- too much smoke otherwise.

It is already 11am and BJG is still on the 'throne'.

The neighbours kids messed up and broke our fence so we have a slice of it gone now... Silly kids. i will call the drunk handy man we usually use for terrible work for cheap.

He built our shaky nasty looking fence. Very bad work but it cost us less than 2K with material.

That was about 4 years ago. If not 5.

I have no plans today. I did not like the booze last night: I am less and less thrilled by the dizzy spell of ciders. Plus I always puke, even at less than 2 pints a day.

Should I go to the cafe to get an iced latte with everyone?

Oh right, I broke the zipper on my winter coat so I have nothing warm to wear and it is cold today....